Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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