somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
