He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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