Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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