Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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