I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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