i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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