Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Randomize
