How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Someone shit on the floor
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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