So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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