I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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