It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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