U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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