South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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