summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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