There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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