Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You don't make any sense
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He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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