Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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