I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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