You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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