Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
