Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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