Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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