I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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