i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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