I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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