IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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