party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
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just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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