just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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