wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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