everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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