:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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