I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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