doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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