This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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