You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
they're like a gay fantastic four
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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