Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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