Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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