i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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