It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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