i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Do plants get herpes?
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