an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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