What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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