shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
"it" just moved
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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