so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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