Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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