Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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