I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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