I want to have your abortion
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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