Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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