I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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